NOT A FAN - TEE

This shirt happened.

I didn’t plan it. I didn’t pitch it. It just… existed after the night was over.

Boxy fit. Soft enough to sleep in. Structured enough to look intentional even when nothing else was.

The text is quiet on purpose — you’re not supposed to notice it unless you’re close. Like, too close.

It’s not merch.

It’s not a souvenir.

It’s the kind of shirt you end up with when you were actually there.

Wear it oversized. Wear it wrecked. Wear it like it’s already got a story.

If you get it, you get it.

If you don’t — that checks out.